When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
i know you look on my status.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
i know you look on my status.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.