Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.