When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.
life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.