Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.