Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

A party without cake is just a meeting.