If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
If your brain was money, you wouldn't have a cent
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.