Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.

Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U

What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.