Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
Learn then remove 'L'.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
Learn then remove 'L'.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.