Demetri Martin Quotes (11+)

Sometimes the best way to fit in is to stand out.

Palindromes are the best way to waste time while looking smart.

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita.

A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The earth without art is just eh.

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.

100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”