Enjoy the best Erma Bombeck Quotes. Quotations by Erma Bombeck (Humorist, Author)
Jan 01, 1970 - Jan 01, 1970
“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.”
„When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.”
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.
“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.”