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I’m cool but global warming made me hot
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
A broken promise is as good as a lie .
Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."