Mark Twain Quotes (109+)

To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

The best way to teach morality is to make it interesting.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.