A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit. tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit. tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

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Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.

Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule But LOVE people who never look at their schedule when you need them.

“God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.”

Ethel Mumford

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

Robert Bloch

Please god – If you can’t make me thin make my friends fat!

Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.

Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule But LOVE people who never look at their schedule when you need them.

“God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.”

Ethel Mumford

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

Robert Bloch

Please god – If you can’t make me thin make my friends fat!