A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit. tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

Friendship isn't a big thing It's a million little things.

Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.

True Friends are the ones who have nice things to say about you behind your back...

Best friends are people who make your problems their problems. Just so you don't have to go through them alone.

Sometimes one hello, makes you never want to say goodbye.

You can’t be best friends without insulting each other constantly.