A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit. tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

As the rest of the world is walking out the door, your best friends are the ones walking in.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

Sometimes one hello, makes you never want to say goodbye.

Please god – If you can’t make me thin make my friends fat!

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoy the view.

I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.