“Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.”

Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Width of life is more important than length of life.

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

Responsibility is not inherited, it is a choice that everyone needs to make at some point in their life.

The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.