“Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.”

The more one judges, the less one loves.

The world, the vast world, is a place of ceaseless strife.

Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach.

Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys.

Only those who have the patience to do simple things perfectly will acquire the skill to do difficult things easily.

Good thoughts are no better than good dreams, unless they be executed