“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”

Elayne Boosler
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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Each day is a new opportunity to start over.

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.