“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”

Elayne Boosler
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We have to choose between what is right, and what is easy.

Friendship is essentially a partnership.

For there is nothing lost, that may be found, if sought.

A government that cannot be criticized cannot be trusted.

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.

We have to choose between what is right, and what is easy.

Friendship is essentially a partnership.