Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.

I prayed for freedom for twenty years... until I prayed with my legs.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

You are every reason, every hope and every dream I've ever had.

The best revenge is

I've gone from saint to whore and back to saint again, all in one lifetime.