Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.

Mankind must put an end to war—or war will put an end to mankind.

We find ourselves in the books we read.

We are not coming into the presence of a neurotic parent who has to hear only good things.

“Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.”

Misers arent fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.