I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me.
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Be kind to yourself; you're doing the best you can.
I can't be happy every day but I can be cheerful.
The first duty of a human being is to find your real job, and do it.
The secret of joy is the mastery of pain.
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me.
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Be kind to yourself; you're doing the best you can.
I can't be happy every day but I can be cheerful.
The first duty of a human being is to find your real job, and do it.
The secret of joy is the mastery of pain.