Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.

I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me.

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.

Be kind to yourself; you're doing the best you can.

I can't be happy every day but I can be cheerful.

The first duty of a human being is to find your real job, and do it.

The secret of joy is the mastery of pain.