If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting for you to talk to me first.

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.”

Every man should be surpassingly temperate, superior to money.

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Sing like there's nobody listening.