I’m cool but global warming made me hot
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.