God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
I’ve discovered that you can’t change people. They can change themselves.
One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature