At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.