Do not be embarrassed by your mistakes. Nothing can teach us better than our understanding of them. This is one of the best ways of self-education.

Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.

Communication is the oxygen of a democracy.

I pursue no intentions, no directions; I have no program, no style and no mission.

He who works with his hands, head, and heart is an artist.

The trick is to be grateful when your luck is good, and when it's bad, to believe that it will get better.

Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach.