Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womans birthday but never remembers her age.
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womans birthday but never remembers her age.
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.