If there is any one secret of success, it lies in the ability to get the other persons point of view and see things from his angle as well as your own.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to deny it exists.

Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.

You cannot teach a child any more than you can grow a plant. The plant develops its own nature. It also teaches itself, but you can help it to go forward in its own way. What you can do is to sow an aspiration-seed.

I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start over.

I think every woman should have a blowtorch.

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.