Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.

The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.

Plans are nothing; planning is everything

Do not hate anybody, because that hatred which comes out from you must, in the long run, come back to you.

The greatest remedy for anger is delay

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”