The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.

Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

I am interested in entertaining people, in bringing pleasure, particularly laughter, to others, rather than being concerned with 'expressing' myself with obscure creative impressions.

He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of every day needs to reorganize his life.

The stomach is smarter than the brain because the stomach can throw up. The brain eats all kinds of crap.

Wisdom is knowing what to do next; Skill is knowing how ot do it, and Virtue is doing it.

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.