Tyranny and anarchy are never far apart.
Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.
Keep dreaming, keep laughing, keep living.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough
Tyranny and anarchy are never far apart.
Without courage, wisdom bears no fruit.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.
Keep dreaming, keep laughing, keep living.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough