When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.

I hate cynicism, it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.

Happiness is the settling of the soul into its most appropriate spot.

Leaders dont create followers, they create more leaders.

On this lovely Sunday, remember to take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and indulge yourself in a nice cup of coffee.

Goodnight, Chet. Goodnight, David.