“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

Please god – If you can’t make me thin make my friends fat!

A friend is one who believes in you when you have CEASED to BELIEVE in yourself.

Never waste too much time explaining yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it!

Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!

Whether you pushed me or pulled me, drained me or fueled me, loved me or left me, hurt me or helped me, you are a part of my growth & no kidding , I "thank you"!

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”