Quotes

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.

The first duty of a man is to think for himself.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

The greatest sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity.

A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.

You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.