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I just like to make people laugh.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I love people.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.

There's some people, if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.

It's a beautiful world if you'd only look at it.

My life has been a life of survival.

I don't want to be a millionaire. I just want to live good.

If I don't get to smile, I'm gonna be a grumpy old man.

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

There is no such thing as 'bad' music, only music that is played badly.