Quotes

Privacy is not for sale, and human rights should not be compromised out of fear or greed.

Sometimes the best way to fit in is to stand out.

Palindromes are the best way to waste time while looking smart.

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita.

A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The earth without art is just eh.

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.

100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.

Every song tells a story.