Quotes

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.

The way to get things done is to get started.

It is a better thing to be beloved of many friends.

Always stand on principle, even if you stand alone.

There are only three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.

The only thing I really ever wanted to be was a cartoonist.

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny.

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter.

A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.