Quotes

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up.

Beware the man of one book.

I never learned anything while I was talking.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

Youve got to date a lot of Volkswagens before you get to your Porsche.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, Well, thats not going to happen.

One of the few articles of clothing that a man wont try to remove from a woman is an apron.

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks hes wrong.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: Ill clean up.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.