Ambrose Bierce Quotes (10+)

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.