Anonymous Quotes (0+)

“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, «Well, that’s not going to happen.»”

“Make yourself at home… clean my kitchen.”

“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.”

“When you have no winds, take to the oars.”

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”

“I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.”

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.”

“America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.”

“Keep the dream alive; hit the snooze button!”