Enjoy the best Anonymous Quotes. Quotations by Anonymous
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“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.”
“When you have no winds, take to the oars.”
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
“I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.”
“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.”
“America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.”
“Keep the dream alive; hit the snooze button!”