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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Im doing.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and hell believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and hell have to touch it to be sure.

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.

Helping one person might not change the world,but it could change the world for one person.

Helping one person might not change the world, But it could change the world for one person.

Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said, “I’m here for you”, and proved it.

Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything or do anything in particular, but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.

“Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.”

“Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.”

“Beware the man of one book.”

“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, «Well, that’s not going to happen.»”

“Make yourself at home… clean my kitchen.”