Enjoy the best Chris Rock Quotes. Quotations by Chris Rock (Comedian, Actor)
Born: Jan 01, 1970
You don't pay taxes—they take taxes.
The best way to help poor people is to not be one of them.
Relationships: Easy to get into, hard to maintain.
Parents are only as happy as their least happy child.
Every man has to settle down eventually. You just have to find the right person.
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the Americas Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesnt want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’”