Dave Barry Quotes (0+)

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far Ive finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”