Enjoy the best Ethel Mumford Quotes. Quotations by Ethel Mumford (Author, Humorist)
Jan 01, 1970 - Jan 01, 1970
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Politeness is the art of choosing among one's real thoughts.
The only way to keep a secret is to tell it to no one.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a much better class of misery.
A woman's place is in the home... or anywhere else she wants to be.
Love is a many-splendored thing, but it's also a many-splintered thing.
Experience is the best teacher, but she sends in a high bill.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, but it's a hell of a lot of fun to travel.
Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
God gives us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.