Enjoy the best Mitch Hedberg Quotes. Quotations by Mitch Hedberg
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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that.
I find that ducks opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.”
“I find that ducks’ opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.”