Will Rogers Quotes (13+)

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.

If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out?

I never met a man I didn't like.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest have to pee on the electric fence.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.