Enjoy the best Woody Allen Quotes. Quotations by Woody Allen (American Filmmaker and Comedian)
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some questions.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand.
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”