“We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.”

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.

Pain makes me grow. Growing is what I want. Therefore, for me pain is pleasure.

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.

Envy of other people shows how they are unhappy. Their continual attention to others behavior shows how they are boring

Count your joys instead of your woes. Count your friends instead of your foes.