“I find that ducks’ opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.”

“I find that ducks’ opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.”

Mitch Hedberg
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Your ability to learn from failures and setbacks is essential for resilience and long term success.

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