“There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.”

Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.

Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.

Success is not about conforming to societal norms; it's about embracing your unique path and having the courage to be true to yourself.

I never worry about action, but only inaction

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Making changes in your lifestyle can be easier and more joyful than you imagine.