“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”

Dave Barry
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Love speaks of beauty only heart can see.

The mark of an educated mind is the ability to entertain a thought without accepting it.

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Genius is 1% talent and 99% hard work.