Allow the world to live as it chooses, and allow yourself to live as you choose.

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.

Joy is the holy fire that keeps our purpose warm and our intelligence aglow.

The meaning of life is that it stops.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.

We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence of their help.