The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.

Power attracts pathological personalities.

I hope we can still be friends~~ the worst break up line ever.

There are three things you should always hold onto.

Dear Ladies if he takes time to argue with you, he cares about you more than you think.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently