There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don't work.

I write emotional algebra.

Developing a sense of contentment and gratitude is crucial for finding true happiness.

Walk and touch peace every moment.

“The three words every woman really longs to hear: I’ll clean up.”

Stand-up comedy is the only job where you get paid to talk to yourself.

Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah