When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.

Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.