When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

Non-urgent calls only!!

i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?

Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.