When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

Things can change a women's mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.