When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Hey,you are reading my status again ?

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."

Brain is the best worker, When you can use it