When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!

A party without cake is just a meeting.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.