When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .

Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!

What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?

My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.