When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?

Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

Learn then remove 'L'.

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.