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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.
You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness
Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.
The longer the title the less important the job.
If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Mans are many but money is money.