Funny Status in English

104 Funny Status in English for WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook

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She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

I'm totally a cheap date, I don't pay for anything.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women - and so little time.

You were the reason of my happiness but also the reason of my sadness

Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.

The longer the title the less important the job.

If you can’t change a Girl… change the Girl.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF

A party without cake is just a meeting.

Mans are many but money is money.