Funny Status in English

One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature

We Live in Generation Where, "Deleting history is more important than creating history "

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

A broken promise is as good as a lie .

Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.

i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.