104 funny Status in english for WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook
One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature
We Live in Generation Where, "Deleting history is more important than creating history "
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it's infinite!
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
A broken promise is as good as a lie .
Never hide your "last seen", let people know that you're ignoring them.
i just want a boy that's gonna say he loves me without my makeup.