Funny Status in English

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status

Dear MATHS, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Smile…It confuses people..!

God is really creative, i mean ..just look at me

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

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Learn then remove 'L'.

When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.