Funny Status in English

Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition

You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥

i know you look on my status.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…!

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

Awesome ends with Me, Ugly starts with U

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Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.