Funny Status in English

Totally available!! Please disturb me!

Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera.

having 1 child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.

Girls worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that girls remember.

Non-urgent calls only!!

God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Kuch bhi Bolo But Dil???? to Chasmis Ladkiyaa hi Churatii hai.

Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

Try to say the letter "M" without your lips touching.

You can't stop loving short girls.