Funny Status in English

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

You are special.... But not for me.

Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.

When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

Hey,you are reading my status again ?