104 funny Status in english for WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
"A man falls in love through his eyes, a women through her ears."
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.
Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.
You are special.... But not for me.
Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them .
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. HER HEART.
When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
Hey,you are reading my status again ?