Funny Status in English

All girls are my sisters except you.

I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

Not always "Available".. Try your Luck.

Born to express and not to impress.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.

What happens if a doctor's wife eats an apple a day?

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

70% boy Have GF, other Have Brain!

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.

The women cries before the wedding and the man after.